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Lit'l Bits...
Egg on Her Face When we moved to the country, I was pleased to find a neighbor who sold fresh eggs from her Rhode Island Red hens. The next day, our 11-year-old daughter announced that she needed a cake to take to school. I was sewing and asked her to make one from a mix. A few minutes later, she ran upstairs, very upset.
"I can't bake a cake," she cried. "The eggs are spoiled."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"They're all brown," she said.
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Thinking on His Feet
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Thinking on His Feet
A college student walked into his ornithology class and found five birds with bags over their heads, so only their feet showed.
"What's this?" he asked.
"It's an exam," the professor explained. "Your job is to identify each bird by looking at its feet."
"What a stupid test," the student complained.
Angered, the professor snapped, "What's your name?"
The student pulled up his pants' legs, exposing his ankles, and said, "You tell me."
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