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| An "Elmoron" Community Website! For folks in Elmore County AL. |
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Lit'l Bits...
Egg on Her Face When we moved to the country, I was pleased to find a neighbor who sold fresh eggs from her Rhode Island Red hens. The next day, our 11-year-old daughter announced that she needed a cake to take to school. I was sewing and asked her to make one from a mix. A few minutes later, she ran upstairs, very upset.
"I can't bake a cake," she cried. "The eggs are spoiled."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"They're all brown," she said.
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Sticker Shock
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Sticker Shock
An unethical car dealer had taken advantage of several people in the community. He called a local rancher about coming over to buy a bull. When he arrived, the rancher handed him this bill:
*Basic Bull: $499.99
*Extra Stomachs: $79.99
*Two-Ton Exterior: $142.99
*Heavy-Duty Straw Chopper: $189.99
*High-Output Drain System: $149.99
*Automatic Flyswatter: $88.99
*Genuine Bullhide Upholstery: $179.99
*Deluxe Dual Horns: $59.99
*Automatic Fertilizer Attachment: $339.99
*4x4 Traction Drive Assembly: $884.99
*Pre-delivery Wash and Detailing: $69.99
*Destination Charge: $395.99
*Tax, License and Title: $63.99
The bill totaled more than $3,100, giving the dealer a new appreciation for the term "sticker shock."
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