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| An "Elmoron" Community Website! For folks in Elmore County AL. |
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Lit'l Bits...
Egg on Her Face When we moved to the country, I was pleased to find a neighbor who sold fresh eggs from her Rhode Island Red hens. The next day, our 11-year-old daughter announced that she needed a cake to take to school. I was sewing and asked her to make one from a mix. A few minutes later, she ran upstairs, very upset.
"I can't bake a cake," she cried. "The eggs are spoiled."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"They're all brown," she said.
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Beware of Dog
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Beware of Dog
As a stranger entered a small country store, he noticed a sign on the door reading: "Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he saw a harmless old hound asleep on the floor beside the counter.
"Is that the dog I'm supposed to beware of?" he asked.
"Yep, that's him," the owner replied.
The stranger couldn't help laughing. "He doesn't look dangerous to me," he chuckled. "Why would you post a sign like that?"
"It's simple," the owner explained. "Before I put up the sign, people kept tripping over him."
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