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Lit'l Bits...
Wear Your Seat Belt! The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."
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Mother's Day Surprise
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Mother's Day Surprise
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in
bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them
both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. "As a surprise for
Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."
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