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Lit'l Bits...
Wear Your Seat Belt! The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."
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Last Words
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Last Words
Old Fred's hospital bed was surrounded by well-wishers when Fred motioned frantically to the preacher for something to write on. The preacher lovingly obliged. Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The preacher thought it best to tuck the note away for later, so he placed it in his jacket pocket and consoled the family. At the funeral, the preacher finished his eulogy, and then realized he was wearing the jacket that contained Fred's final note.
"Fred handed me a note just before he died," the preacher said. "I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration in it for us all."
Opening the note, the preacher read, "Help! You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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