A Marriage Made in Heaven
"How did God make you so beautiful and so stupid at the same time?" Tom asked his wife, Betty.
"He made me beautiful so you would marry me," she replied. "And he made me stupid so I would marry you."
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Upon seeing that her 7-year-old son had emptied the box of animal crackers onto the table and lined them in a row, his mother scolded, "Don't play with your food!"
"But, Mom," the boy replied, "the package says not to eat these if the seal is broken, and I'm looking for the seal to see if it is still in one piece."
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