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Lit'l Bits...
Egg on Her Face When we moved to the country, I was pleased to find a neighbor who sold fresh eggs from her Rhode Island Red hens. The next day, our 11-year-old daughter announced that she needed a cake to take to school. I was sewing and asked her to make one from a mix. A few minutes later, she ran upstairs, very upset.
"I can't bake a cake," she cried. "The eggs are spoiled."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"They're all brown," she said.
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Little Humor
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Little Humor
"What is the meaning of Thanksgiving?" asked my 4-year-old daughter. I told her it's when we all go to Grandma's house and thank God for all of His blessings.
"Oh," she replied. "Is He going to be there?"
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When our son first started kindergarten,he soon became acquainted with a little girl named Darlene. Each day when he came home, he always had something nice to say about her.
One day he surprised us all by saying, "I kissed Darlene today."
Thinking it was just a tap on her cheek, we asked where he had kissed her.
"Under the table," he answered.
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