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Lit'l Bits...
Wear Your Seat Belt! The automobile auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as "running" or "no start". One of the no-starters was on the block. It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, the hood sprung up at an angle and dings and dents everywhere.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's year, make and model, then read these comments from the owner: "Please note, the radio does not work."
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Count Your Chickens
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Count Your Chickens
The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when suddenly the box fell and broke open.
Chickens scurried off in every direction, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood, scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed. "But I managed to find all 12 of them."
"Well, you did real good, son," beamed the farmer. "You left with only seven."
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