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Lit'l Bits...
Egg on Her Face When we moved to the country, I was pleased to find a neighbor who sold fresh eggs from her Rhode Island Red hens. The next day, our 11-year-old daughter announced that she needed a cake to take to school. I was sewing and asked her to make one from a mix. A few minutes later, she ran upstairs, very upset.
"I can't bake a cake," she cried. "The eggs are spoiled."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"They're all brown," she said.
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Little Humor
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Little Humor
My son heard his cell phone ringing, but by the time he found where it was, the caller had hung up.
That's when my 8-year-old granddaughter, Rachel, piped up and told her dad they should get one of the new kind of telephones like their neighbors have.
"What kind is it?" he asked.
"It has a cord hooked to it," Rachel explained.
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When my 4-year-old nephew was asked to be a ring bearer at his aunt's wedding, he agreed on one condition. "I'll only do it if I can be a grizzly bear," he said.
Seeing the look of confusion of everyone's face, he explained that if he had to be a bear in a wedding, he wanted to be a grizzly.
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