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| An "Elmoron" Community Website! For folks in Elmore County AL. |
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Lit'l Bits...
Egg on Her Face When we moved to the country, I was pleased to find a neighbor who sold fresh eggs from her Rhode Island Red hens. The next day, our 11-year-old daughter announced that she needed a cake to take to school. I was sewing and asked her to make one from a mix. A few minutes later, she ran upstairs, very upset.
"I can't bake a cake," she cried. "The eggs are spoiled."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"They're all brown," she said.
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Fancy Wrapping
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Fancy Wrapping
A father was watching his daughter select a very expensive wedding dress for her upcoming nuptials.
Turning to his wife, he said, "I don't mind giving our daughter away in marriage. But must she be so well gift wrapped?"
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An enterprising salesman was trying to persuade a farmer to buy a bicycle. The farmer thought for a while and then said, "I'd rather spend my money on a cow."
"But think," insisted the salesman, "what a fool you'd look like riding a cow."
"Not half the fool I'd look trying to milk a bicycle," the farmer replied.
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